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In 1906, the 50th anniversary of Queen Victoria’s reign, a Jubilee flame was taken across the British Empire to celebrate her rule. The flame, carried in a large gold container, was taken to the every district headquarters. As the flame arrived, the district government was supposed to greet it with pomp and ceremony. When the flame reached Punjab, there was nascent freedom struggle anger against the Empire brewing. Bishna and Manda followed the flame from district to district, performing their own poetry and folk music parallel to the pomp of the colonial government. Their versions contained references to Jugni, the rebellious woman. Bishna and Manda had misheard the word ‘Jubilee’ for Jugni and started writing verses that channelled the anger of the region against the British as symbolised by the Jubilee flame. As they travelled behind the flame, their popularity grew; people from all around came to attend their performances. Jugni became a metaphor for the growing unrest against the British.
Bernardo Hees, Burger King’s CEO, has apparently described the UK’s women and food as “terrible”.
The Independent, while reporting this, slipped in a snarky little come-back. The last line of their report, out of the blue, has this to say:
A Burger King Double Whopper with cheese contains 950 calories, half of a woman's recommended daily calorie intake.
As if to say, “we might be ugly but it’s because of you”.
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