There are many signs of the decadence of our society. Signs
that point to its slow but inexorable descent into chaos. Markers that warn of
losing order, civilisation and all that is good.
Of those signs, there is none more obvious, more dire than
the very existence of Chicken "Biryani”. BIRYANI! (strides up and down; voice
booms); Biryani, ladies and gentleman is a dish which exploits the science of
dum. Meat and rice, stacked together,
sealed in a sauna of masaala, zaafraan and ghee, the flavours intermingling,
rubbing up against each other, fornicating.
Titillating, I know.
But in this if you drop chicken, wham, you kill it. The sex is gone.
Titillating, I know.
But in this if you drop chicken, wham, you kill it. The sex is gone.
Murghi has no libido. It’s limp. White meat, they call it.
Skin and bones; no fat. Nothing to melt and snake its way up, spread all over
the degh; infuse every kanni with its goodness.
It’s fake, put on, a CHARADE.
And it’s NOT Biryani.
This wedding being called off, it’s just the first, ladies
and gentleman, in a long line of disasters that Chicken "Biryani" will lead us to.
Mark my words, this cancer will kill us all.
Mark my words, this cancer will kill us all.
3 comments:
Haha! What about 'veg' biryani...
And worse, veg momos :P
Veg Biryani is a cruel oxymoron
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