In times like these, one feels the little niceties of life are lost. I mean who has the time to thank someone in this dog eat dog world?
But there are some people for whome manners come before all else. Check out this spam mail I got:
It’s nice to know that this gentleman had the courtesy to apologise for spamming my mail box.
I can just see it now:
Spammer’s wife: “But, honey, it’s wrong to spam people. People lose billions of dollars due to it.”
Spammer: “Don’t worry dear. I’ll apologise after insinuating that their phalluses aren’t big enough. Is that ok?”
Spammer's wife: "Awww!!! That's so sweet. Mummy was wrong. You are an awesome person."