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Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Nobelman: Obama Wins Peace Prize

Barack Obama, Supreme Commander of the most destructive conventional and nuclear military in the world, was awarded the Nobel Prize for peace on Friday.

The news was greeted with unbridled joy and a sense of vindication by many who believe that Obama is just one in a long line of prophets sent by Him to deliver peace, prosperity and good oratory to the world. However, there were quite a few doubting Thomases too who were a bit surprised that Obama could have risen so quickly and whether he deserved a Nobel at all.

The Nobel committee’s explanation for the award, though, was simple: “As the first non-Bush US President after George Bush, Obama was an obvious choice. Here’s a President who, in nine months, hasn’t started a war, hasn’t wrecked the global economy and hasn’t raped the English Language. What more could you want?”

George Bush reacted to the statement by reemphasising that “Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully”.

The Nobel, though, had an immediate effect as the US Government, in a move to celebrate the Prize, has ordered the cessation of drone attacks in Waziristan for a whole day.

7 comments:

freespirit said...

That's not bullshit...it's the truth! With the exception of Waziristan...

Tarun Goel said...

They should give one nobel prize to me as well. I haven't attacked anyone in the last 24 years and neither raped the English language :D

Saket said...

If this is some indication,I believe he'll get another nobel prize or even more when the american economy gets back to a respectable position. imagine that, then he could be truly termed the greatest messiah the world has ever seen.

indianhomemaker said...

There is a demand in the blogosphere for a special Nobel Prize for bloggers.

Nimmy said...

I am wonderin what is the relation between human being and fish :-/

Nobody said...

Dude, the Nobel was way to premature...

Proserpina said...

'didn't rape english language'-hahaha!

"I know human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
-> that is putting very weird images in my mind.