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Sunday, January 4, 2009

MNS Saves India from Impending Doom

In a fitting reply to Pakistan’s banning of the Jamat-ud-Dawah, Raj Thakeray has ordered a ban on all Pakistani books in Mumbai. Raj is the head of the bestest and most patriotic party in the whole world, the MNS.

The move is, in fact, seen as being a logical follow up to his earlier move to ban Indians from the Indian financial capital, Mumbai. Raj is learnt to have called for a ban as soon as he learnt that Pakistan has no Marathi people. Raj is also apparently miffed that Pakistani terrorists attacked Mumbai.“Only I can do that,” he is reported to have said

“This ban will prevent the spread of undemocratic ideas from the totalitarian state of Pakistan,” said an MNS spokesperson, explaining the reason for the ban. “Also, stopping the sale of the 30-odd Pakistani books per day in Mumbai is sure to cripple the sources of funds used by these evil terrorist.”

Meanwhile, publishers of those books are contemplating a surreptitious name change for the books concerned to try and sneak past the ban. Mohammed Hanif’s (not to be confused with Hanif Mohammad) brilliant book, “A Case of Exploding Mangoes ” is to be now renamed “A Case of Exploding Oranges”.

19 comments:

Kartikey said...

:)

Anonymous said...

Brilliant as usual!Biting sarcasm, sir.

Although making it a bit longer would have helped...

Pratz said...

naaaice

indian said...

stuff like this is what is our problem.

Why do u have to criticise indians by comparing them with pakistanis? wont this make us weak?

at a moment like this bickering with each other will weaken us...we need to stand united to face up to pakistan...not indulge in anti-national activities.

nobody said...

>>>This ban will prevent the spread of undemocratic ideas from the totalitarian state of Pakistan

Sarcasm, ufff! :P

Dewdrop said...

Nice sarci post...

Satyajit said...

MNS is what we used to call "moonfali crowd" in college. would sit in one corner, do nothing constructive and then throw moonfali shells at someone who DOES try to do something. Did you read this interview with the Marathi Manoos rep?

http://cleanragamuffin.blogspot.com/search/label/Marathi%20Manoos

Poonam Sharma said...

I am surprised that instead of preparing to protect bookstores, police warns them and asks them remove books! Why in our country do we try to control crime by alternating the bahvior of teh victims. MNS is the in-house terrorists that we have.

Saad Akhtar said...

How can you mock??!?

Rakesh said...

ban Indians from the Indian financial capital, Mumbai. Fitting report to MNS's 'patriotic' activities :)

Hades said...

@ Kartikey : :D

@Anon: Your criticism’s fair enough, but was running a bit short on time. After all, starting the new year in front of the computer isn’t my idea of fun.

@Pratz: Thank you

@indian: Sigh! Forgive them father, for they know not what they say.

@nobody: Sarcasm ki jai ho!

@Dewdrop: Thanks

@Satyajit: He he, nice post, Sharmaji. :P

@Poonam: The police are what’s the problem. The British have gone but their police system still remains.

@Saad : Do you mean “How can you mock?” or “How can you mock?”

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Wait…what’s the difference?

@ Rakesh: Raj is a nice boy.

Vaibhav said...

The publishers of Pakistani books should try having marathi translations of their books for sale in mumbai!

Tarun Goel said...

Too good :)
It was amazing the way Raj Thakeray & Company Pvt. Ltd. is helping India Shining. I just want them to take care of all Kalam's & Rehman's who are spoiling Indian youth by making them to listen to their stupid bullshit [:)][:D]

Rakesh said...

Yes Sire, Nice boy indeed (just in case he's reading this blog)...

Oxy said...

Lol... Nice, Very Nice.

Hades said...

@ Tarun : Yup, we must be grateful to Raj.

@Rakesh: Read! Let's not overestimate Raj, now.

@Oxy: Thanks.

Opinionated said...

Fantastic! Must add you to my blogroll!

Poonam, Bang on!

The law comes after innocents instead of the goondas! Kalyug hai!

Hades said...

Opinionated,

Thanks, dude.

Proserpina said...

Ah,the Thackeray's. What would the Times of Bullshit do without you :P


-->“Only I can do that,” he is reported to have said

Am surprised he didn quote Bush, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."